Wednesday, April 28, 2010

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.-Benjamin Franklin

Dave: Gambit I'm glad you and me are friends. We're friends because I know you won't jump up on the bed in the middle of the night and crap on me.

Me: Well that's a good thing to look for in a friend.

Dave: Yep

Pause

Me: Is that why you married me?

Dave: Yeah