Monday, March 22, 2010

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.-Author Unknown

Dear person getting on the freeway in front of me at dangerously slow speed,

Firstly I think you might be more comfortable if you waited until later in the day to drive. Secondly you are driving a Porshe! If you feel the Porche is too much car for you or you just prefer driving slow I'd be happy to switch.

Thanks and stay out of my way,
The mom in the beat up Saturn that dusted your a**

1 comment:

Roses said...

My guess is the Porche driver was hoping for a lucrative insurance payout.