Thursday, March 18, 2010

The name of a man is a numbing blow from which he never recovers.-Marshall McLuhan

Me: If my last name was Prick I'd change it.

Coworker: (laughing) No kidding.

Me: Seriously I just had to send an email to a lawyer (irony) named Mr. Prick.

pause while we all laugh

Me: If it was me I'd say, "I'm changing it to Johnson"

Other coworker: Oh you're terrible


Roses said...

My sister used to be a bank teller. They were encouraged to use customers' names. One day, Mr. Ball walked in. He went to the teller next to my sister to make a withdrawal.
My sister heard the teller ask, "Do you like big balls, Mr. Bill?"


Roses said...

P.S. Niiice one with the Johnson joke.

Dani said...

I was woried no one got it. You rock!