Dad's still in the hospital but out of the ICU. They still don't know exactly what's wrong so he's staying there for now. I'll be visiting him tomorrow.
My new niece has arrived and is cute as a button. Fiona was fascinated by her and was still saying "Mama the baby, oh no the baby" when I was putting her to bed.
I'll return to attempting to be funny soon. Things have just been a bit too crazy for me to think my usual nonsense.