Conversation back in the day when I was single, in other words a looooooooooooooong time ago. I agreed to meet this guy for coffee.
He: You have really nice fingernails.
Me: Thanks, I was actually born with long nails (probably because I was late).
He: I was born with an unusually large head.
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To this day I can't think of an appropriate response to that.
2 comments:
How about: You mean the one on your shoulders?
How about: That explains the size of your big mouth.
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