Thursday, June 4, 2009

Something Not to Say to Girl on a First Date

Conversation back in the day when I was single, in other words a looooooooooooooong time ago. I agreed to meet this guy for coffee.

He: You have really nice fingernails.

Me: Thanks, I was actually born with long nails (probably because I was late).

He: I was born with an unusually large head.




To this day I can't think of an appropriate response to that.


Anonymous said...

How about: You mean the one on your shoulders?

Roses said...

How about: That explains the size of your big mouth.