Fiona peed in the tub. Dave pulled her out so she wouldn't be stewing in her own juices so to speak. Distracted he didn't drain the tub.
A few hours later we were in bed watching tv and hear this strange thumping scrambling noise. I got up to investigate. Why are there wet spots in the hall? I returned to bed puzzled unable to determine the cause of either the noise or the drops of watter.
Vladi jumps up on the bed looking mighty irritated. I reach over to pet him. He's wet
Me: (wheezing) He fell in the bathtub
I have no idea what he was doing but boy was he surprised to find the tub full.