This one's for my SIL (AB) She'll know why.
I dreamed we were living in a new house. We hadn't just moved in but it didn't feel like home yet either. Unfortunately it was haunted. Normally this would be kind of cool but this ghost wouldn't let me use the bathroom. Every time I tried to use the toilet it would turn on the taps and squirt me with watter and if I tried to shower it would open the shower curtain and throw toiletries at me. Also for some reason it was fascinated by Fiona. Finally I got pissed and clutched Fiona to me and screamed, "Stay the F*#k away from my baby!". Of coarse it was about now that I realised I was actually in a restaurant and had screamed at my friends. They apparently felt this was rude although I thought they should be more understanding. We all went our separate ways but I was still irritated until Robert Pattinson showed up and took me on a date. That cheered me up.