Conversation with the Sommelier (Wine Steward) when we went out to dinner to celebrate Daves birthday.
Sommelier: (re Fiona) How old is she, eight or nine months?
Me: Fourteen, Fifteen next week.
Sommelier: My son just turned seven months and he's as big as she is.
Me: (trying to keep the disbelief out of my voice) Wow and she's big for her age (seriously she's been at the top of the chart or off it since her very first check up, not braging just sayin')
Sommelier: We call him Gigantor.
Dave and I nod politely while thinking
Me: There is no way your kid's that big and if he is ya might want to have a Dr. take a look at him.
I hate people who compare babies. I'm sure your kid is awesome but you need to accept the reality that he/she is not actually better, larger, smarter, or more talented than all other babies.