It's a Conspiracy!

I just want coffee is that to much to ask? We didn't have any cream so I didn't have coffee at home thinking I'd just go over to Starbucks when I got to work. When I got to Starbucks they didn't have any cream either so I threw away the cup of coffee I'd paid for before discovering this fact. So I went in to the little deli place in my building and they have cream (hallelujah!) but only French Roast which tastes like dirt. So now I'm irritated and tired and I have no hope of coffee. I feel like crying.