Dave and I were IMing about some juvenile crap some of our friends are pulling on each other. If you can't gossip about and badmouth your friends who can you gossip about and badmouth. Sometimes if you both hit enter at the same time your comments don't really make any sense as per the example below where Dave was changing the subject and I was responding to something else he'd just said.
Dave: Do we need anything fro Costco?
Me: We need some new friends