Saturday, September 26, 2015

Jewelry, to me, is a pain in the derriere, because you have to be watching it all the time.-Eartha Kitt

One current fashion I really like is long necklaces. When I see other women wearing them they always look elegant and somehow thinner to me. I have a couple of these type of necklaces and they look nice when I first put them on but when I walk or use my arms or breathe they always slide sideways and wrap lovingly around one of my boobs. Counter to what you might expect this does not make my boob seem fashion forward and elegant. At best is just makes my boob look really awkward. At worst it makes it seem like I'm actually trying to draw attention to my boob by covering it in shinny dangly bits, which is not at all the effect I'm going for at work.

This is my, "I'm about done with your shit you stupid necklace" look.

1 comment:

Roses said...

"Shiny dangly bits."