We were watching a movie where some one gets turned in to a cat
Me: Why is she all mad? I totally want to be a cat. What is the formula for this potion?
Fiona: It's easy.
Me: Really do you know the formula?
Fiona: You need some cat hair.
Me: Okay I can get that easy.
Fiona: And you need some cat litter.
Me: I can get that...wait does it need to be used?
Fiona: You don't need to drink it, just put it on your head.
Me: Okay what else?
Fiona: You need some of your cat's teeth.
Me: Oh that's the hard part, but I bet I can get that.
Fiona; You just wait until your cat looses a tooth and then you use it.
Me: Okay, what else?
Fiona: And then you need something to make your nose wet like face paint.
Me: I can do that I've got Vaseline.
Fiona: No something like face paint.
Me: Okay I may have to wait for halloween but I can get that. Then what?
Fiona: You need some hair from your cat's tail.
Me: Alright, I can get that.
Fiona: And then that's it.
Me That's it?
Me: Awesome! I can do all that. I'll totally be a cat by morning!
Fiona: I don't know if any of that will work?