Solitude is painful when one is young, but delightful when one is more mature.-Albert Einstein

My 23 year old co-worker was talking about buying a pinball or arcade machine.

Me: I remember having disposable income, then I got old and had kids.

Co-worker: I was thinking it would be cool when I had people over for parties.

Me: I remember having people over and being social then I got old and had kids and don't have any friends.

I hope his girlfriend wasn't hoping for a ring this Christmas.