Thursday, August 1, 2013

I have always hated that damn James Bond. I'd like to kill him.-Sean Connery

Listening to a terrible song in the car

Me: Did they actually use "Lift kit" in a lyric?

Dave: Yep.

Me: They should be shot.

Dave: Guys who think lifting a truck is cool have small dicks.

Me: Strangely the converse is not true of people who lower their cars.

Dave: Nope anyone who thinks they know better than the manufacturer has penis issues.

5 minutes later

Me: (Reading ego plate) DBLE 007. I don't think James Bond drives a Honda Accord.

Dave: I don't believe he does.

Me: Of coarse what do we know? Maybe that Honda can turn in to a helicopter or a boat.


Me: Which brings us back to our previous point about penile adequacy issues.

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