Me: I think Fiona is confused about what we do at work all day. She seems to think we do the same things as she does at daycare. Like we're on the floor all day playing with blocks and dinosaurs.
My Boss: Do you have dinosaurs?
Me: (Pause to think about it) No...but I do have crayons, chattery teeth, and legos.
This in an actual picture of my desk at work.