I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.-Jean Cocteau

Me: Fiona leave the cat alone. See how his ears are all flat and his tail is twitching. That's means he doesn't want to be touched.

Fiona: (crossing her arms and frowning dramatically) No Vladi needs to leave me alone.

Me: Okay. Vladi don't pet Fiona she's grumpy. There, now if he pets you he gets a time out.