Fiona: Do you want to play musical chairs with one chair and you're out?
Me: Um, maybe latter.
Fiona: When cousin K comes to visit I need two chairs, one for me, and one for K, and one for Daddy and you're out.
Me: I can hardly wait.
Also for no reason at all Happy Bastille Day. Also apparently happy Nude day (personally I intend to wear clothes all day, but that's me).