Criticism is prejudice made plausible.-H. L. Mencken

Fiona: You go take a shower



Me: I will when Daddy gets home (Dave ran to the store). Why, am I stinky?



Fiona: Yeah. You poo poo



Me: I did not!



Fiona: You farted



Me: No!



Fiona: You shower Mama



Me: Thanks a lot kid.