Me: I got Fiona a bat costume for Halloween. I love me some bats.
R: Oh Sweet! I love me some bats too.
Me: Bats are cool. I would totally have one as a pet but Dave won't let me
R: What if you accidentally "found" a bat?
Me: Hmmm. Maybe someday when we don't already have six pets. Plus they might try to eat each other.
R: That is true. You don't want to incite a bunny-bat fight
Me. No that would be.....actually if I televised it I could make bank!
R: I know I'd pay to see that. Could be the cock fights of the new millennium
Me: Yeah I'll have to think this through.
R: It's one of those ideas that sounds good in theory, but really neither of us would want to see a bunny and a bat do anything but snuggle and give each other baths
Me: Now that sounds like porn.