In reference to a proposal on a tv show.
Fiona: She doesn't marry him.
Me: Nope she leaves him at the altar. I guess she's not a very nice person.
Fiona: But you are hu Mommy?
Me: Yep I showed up to our wedding.
Fiona: Was Daddy happy?
Me: Of coarse, unless he didn't expect me to show up....in which case I won that particular game of chicken.
I'm teaching her such valuable relationship lessons.