Dave: (Walking in to our closet) There's a bird in here.
Me: Wha....Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (As a freaking bird came flying out of the closet and landed on the tv I was watching)
Yes we got the bid out of the house (we in this case is Dave). This is the third bird Vladi has brought us since we got home from France. Of coarse the first two were less startling as they were dead. We are so getting him a collar with a bell....again.