I Reiterate

As we were driving to work this morning the host on the radio show Dave listens to said "when ever I say that I'm brandished as an example of blah blah blah". Okay I say this for the last time people. You can not be waived in a threatening manner, unless you are very small. I suppose I could attempt to brandish Fiona at someone but what's the threat? If you don't do what I say you'll be drooled on or I'm gonna make you change this diaper? You can be held up as an example. You can be refereed to. You can be sited. You can not be brandished.