Listening to a terrible song in the car
Me: Did they actually use "Lift kit" in a lyric?
Dave: Yep.
Me: They should be shot.
Dave: Guys who think lifting a truck is cool have small dicks.
Me: Strangely the converse is not true of people who lower their cars.
Dave: Nope anyone who thinks they know better than the manufacturer has penis issues.
5 minutes later
Me: (Reading ego plate) DBLE 007. I don't think James Bond drives a Honda Accord.
Dave: I don't believe he does.
Me: Of coarse what do we know? Maybe that Honda can turn in to a helicopter or a boat.
pause
Me: Which brings us back to our previous point about penile adequacy issues.
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