When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.-Mark Twain

I've lived with cats my whole life. So you can feel confident that my knowledge on this subject is expert level.

Schrodinger's cat....like the cake...is a lie

If you put a cat in a box the cat will make it very very clear that not only is it alive but it wants the f**k out of that box right the f**k now.