I listen to their story, they listen to my comments, and then I pocket my fee.-Sherlock Holes A Study in Scarlet

I had a dream that I was a speaker in a series of speeches about famous detectives. I was speaking about Hercule Poirot. Naturally Benedict Cumberbatch was going to be speaking about Sherlock Holmes. But for some reason when I got to the stage to talk Benedict was there and wouldn't leave so instead of giving my speech we just wound up sniping at each other which was apparently so entertaining to the audience that we went on a comedy tour together.