I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.-Zsa Zsa Gabor

Daphne: (patting me) Mama! Mama!

Me: Yep I'm Mama.

Daphne: (still patting me) Mommy!

Me: Yes! I'm Mommy. (patting her) Who are you? Can you say Daphne?

Daphne: (pats herself)Sassy!

Me: Yeah you are.