My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.-A.A. Milne

The whole family was in the car.

Me: What on earth was the sticker on that car?

Dave: What? Where?

Me: Too late their gone. I think it was a stylized cat but honestly it looked like a p.e.n.i.s and b.a.l.l.s.

Fiona: Penis!

Soooooo we've reached the point where spelling things out doesn't work any more.