I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.-Lewis Black

Me: I'm gonna go get some more coffee.

Fiona: You drink too much coffee.

Me: There's no such thing as too much coffee.

Fiona: Yes there is.

Me: No there's not.

Fiona: Yes there is.

Me: No there's not.

Fiona: Yes there is.

Me: No there's not times infinity.

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Fiona: Yes there is.

Me: Your argument is specious and flawed.