Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.-Cary Grant

Dave: Attaching these cables to the stucco is going to be a pain.

Me: Awwww just attach it up under the eves with some magic grey tape.

Dave: Ha ha sure I'll just use duct tape.

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Me: Hey do other people call it that or is it just my family?

Dave: What, grey tape?

Me: No, magic grey tape. The magic is part of the name.

Dave: I've never heard any one else call it that.

Me: Huh, I only just realized that was a weird thing to call it.