I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.-Allan Sloan

Dave and Fiona came home from somewhere.

Fiona: MAMA!

Me: (From the other room) FONA!

Fiona: ARE YOU AT HOME?

Pause

Me: NO!

second pause

Fiona: YES YOU ARE!

And then she ran in and gave me a hug.