An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.-Buddha

Dear "Friend" on Facebook,

Okay I ignore the duck face pictures, I ignore the inappropriate weekend photos you better hope your parents and/or employer never see. But I'm drawing the line at the picture of your kids first poop in the training potty.

No one wants to see a picture of poop and I'm willing to bet your kid will be less than pleased someday.

Sincerely,
Yeah my kids potty trained too, no one cares.