I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.-Raymond Chandler

Driving home late at night with Fiona asleep in the backseat.

Dave: We could be really bad parents and go get drunk in that bar while Fiona is sleeping in the car.

Me: Nah we'll just go home and get drunk there, which makes us good parents.