If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. -Jack Handey

Fiona: (from the back seat) Mama I don't like mumble mumble pfft

Me: (turning down the radio) What?

Fiona: mumble mumble.

Me: I can't hear you honey. You need to talk louder.

Fiona: I DON'T LIKE TREES!

Me: Well alright then.





No tree huggers in this family.



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