Me: If my last name was Prick I'd change it.
Coworker: (laughing) No kidding.
Me: Seriously I just had to send an email to a lawyer (irony) named Mr. Prick.
pause while we all laugh
Me: If it was me I'd say, "I'm changing it to Johnson"
Other coworker: Oh you're terrible
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My sister used to be a bank teller. They were encouraged to use customers' names. One day, Mr. Ball walked in. He went to the teller next to my sister to make a withdrawal.
My sister heard the teller ask, "Do you like big balls, Mr. Bill?"
Argh!
P.S. Niiice one with the Johnson joke.
I was woried no one got it. You rock!
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