After shopping at Babies R Us.
Me: That was odd. The guy in line in front of me was apparently single and didn't have a kid with him and all he bought was a Mountain Dew and some batteries. It seems like there are better places to shop if all you need is Mountain Dew and batteries.
Dave: Maybe he was shopping for a MILF.
Me: Could be (thinking: I guess I don't qualify. ::Sigh:: Wait that guy was gross, why do I care?)
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