But I still want to be a rock star when I grow up

So yesterday I was reading the Guardian because I have to keep up with my tattoo wearing, body piercing, fetish having brethren (shut up let me have my fantasy) and I see an add for an Ethiopian restaurant. First thing that comes to my mind are feed the children commercials with starving kids that have distended bellies. I look farther down the add it's an all you can eat buffet. Can you say irony?